I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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