You made me cry and you don't even care
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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