on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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