It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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