that's an acceptable place to lick
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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