fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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