I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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