we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Sober January is a disaster.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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