If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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