I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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