i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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