I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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