Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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