what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize
