I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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