when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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