I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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