i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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