One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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