i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
