ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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