I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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