: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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