doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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