i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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