NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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