No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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