The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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