Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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