So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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