even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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