If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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