You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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