I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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