Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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