I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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