there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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