You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
now i know why i became what i already was.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we're making bets on your personal life
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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