puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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