All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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