so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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