That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
we should paint friendship bongs
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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