Soap is not a condiment
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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