i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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