Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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