The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
