Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
