With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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