Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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