Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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