Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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