wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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