physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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