I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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