Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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