she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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