In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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